Throne sittings

So what things do you do while sitting on the throne? Besides the obvious there Capitan SmartArse! When the stomach bug gets a hold of ya, you might end up spending a great deal of time in the bathroom. So maybe not all of it is spent on the throne. Heck you might have to spend some time cleaning yourself up or replaciing the wax ring that goes under the toilet. Are you wondering what the hell was I doing that required me to replace the wax ring? Well there skippy, it was just a thought I had when I was using a public restroom in the park. You know when the throne wiggles when you sit on it, it probably needs some attention.
So anyway, what do you do? Read a book? I’ve actually finished three books that way. Take a nap? Yup, I’ve caught up on some sleep. Get on your cellphone? I’ve checked many a Facebook posts. How about praying? The lord and I have had some pretty good conversations.
So I was just wondering what you did. No I’m not on the throne now, I’m waiting in infusion. So hit the comment section and spill the beans.